For the right collector of literary stuff, particularly North Carolina or Southern, this hand-stencilled-by-the-author art car will be a real find. For the right offer, I'll throw in signed copies of my books.
Handsome by candlelight, she's a 1992 Camry with 234,000 miles who needs work done.
Make me an offer now. Just think: The Duke Library is collecting my papers. You can be the collector of my vehicle. Act now! There will never be another one of these.