Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Setting a Good Example of Cheeky Ambition

Hear me, world: I am ready!

This is my announcement that, if offered, I will accept the post of American Idol judge recently vacated by Ms. Paula Abdul.

Job Qualifications

I bring many assets to the position. At 60, I am of a demographic not currently represented on the panel. Having no musical ability, I will be in no way competitive with the performers. I am not cowed by Cowell, in fact, think he's kinda cute (note: viewers love chemistry!!)

My Southern accent is a plus for any television job. Am able to be sarcastic as needed. Can roll eyes. Can well up with tears. Can make bold pronouncements. Am surprisingly open to make-over advice. Can raise eyebrows (and how!)

I am equipped with live on-camera experience. On public TV.

Availability

Can start now. Producers, I am awaiting your ring-a-ding.



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5 comments:

mamie said...

Where do we call in to vote? I've always wanted to be friends with a celebrity. And have an "in" with Simon.

Peggy Payne said...

Vote? Well, I didn't find a place on the the website. Guess they're just sending a car for me.

mamie said...

Ride, Peggy, ride!

kenju said...

I'll be happy to be your administrative assistant or personal florist - whichever you need most.

Peggy Payne said...

Florist!