This is my announcement that, if offered, I will accept the post of American Idol judge recently vacated by Ms. Paula Abdul.
Job Qualifications
I bring many assets to the position. At 60, I am of a demographic not currently represented on the panel. Having no musical ability, I will be in no way competitive with the performers. I am not cowed by Cowell, in fact, think he's kinda cute (note: viewers love chemistry!!)
My Southern accent is a plus for any television job. Am able to be sarcastic as needed. Can roll eyes. Can well up with tears. Can make bold pronouncements. Am surprisingly open to make-over advice. Can raise eyebrows (and how!)
I am equipped with live on-camera experience. On public TV.
Availability
Can start now. Producers, I am awaiting your ring-a-ding.
5 comments:
Where do we call in to vote? I've always wanted to be friends with a celebrity. And have an "in" with Simon.
Vote? Well, I didn't find a place on the the website. Guess they're just sending a car for me.
Ride, Peggy, ride!
I'll be happy to be your administrative assistant or personal florist - whichever you need most.
Florist!
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